That’s right, two, count ‘em, two new T-shirts are now available! They cater to the two halves of the male population. The ones who are pussy whipped, and those who aren’t. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do right? So choose your poison. Pussy whipped, or Not pussy whipped.
You’ve probably seen the commercials on TV where they turn and aggressive, angry teenager into a loving drone. I’ve always been skeptical of shortcut approaches like this. I guess I just don’t understand why people think manipulation is better than discussing things in the open, I mean if you’ve screwed your kids up for 15 years, you aren’t going to save them in an afternoon. It makes me wonder what living with this guy must be like. We may never know, but the next best thing would be living with Delmar Duncan. It’s pretty scary.
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I’ll admit. I’ve got a soft spot for dogs. That’s why when I’m at work I don’t take any chances with my dog walking service. I only hire the BEST in the field. Buying the Bone dog walking service has over 7 dog years of combined walking experience. You can basically trust them to take care of your precious puppy.
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Everyone knows that if you don’t feed your dog the most expensive kind of dogfood your best friend will shrivel up and die. What not everyone knows is that cow hoof is technically beef…just like how chicken feathers is still technically chicken. Milfco knows this…and they’re ready to capitalize.
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Just added a brand new T-shirt design to our stunning array of shirts. Inspired by the “Bumper sticker Heaven” sketch. This white plower t-shirt features the most famous white plower of all…Ron Jeremy!
The Springfield convention center is welcoming the Ecuadorian national cockfighting squad for a series of exhibition matches against all comers. Do you have a prize cock who can stay up for 3 one minute rounds of pounding from a pro? Well, bring that thing out to the Springfield convention center this weekend for a try at the grand prize!
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I’m not sure what Big Jim was thinking. I mean, sure, desperate times call for desperate measures, and the economy doesn’t get much worse than this, but I’m not sure this is going to help.
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You can’t be too careful if you’re out there on the scene…meeting lovely young ladies and getting them good and intoxicated and then taking them home to commit lewd and lascivious acts on them. I mean how do you know if that lovely young 27 year old girl is actually 27. She might be a 14 year old high school sophomore who stole her sister’s ID and pushup bra. I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me….my convictions under the Mann act are many…MILFCo is ready to solve this problem for you with the MILFCo age of consent calculator! Give this baby a try and you’re bound to avoid conviction. It’s admissable in most courts of law*
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*not really.
Back when I was growing up the way parents handled a kid who backsassed was with a swift and brutal backhanded. However, nowadays with all the liberal media pumping out endless books and magazine articles about how physical violence is BAD for children a backhand is an unacceptable tool to use. As much as I disagree with that sentiment, there’s nothing you can do about it. If you choose to beat your children, they’ll just cry “abuse” and call child protective services. Do you have any idea what that does to your social life? It puts quite a damper on it…let me tell you. Well Dr. Rick Pajama has the solution for all you frustrated parents. No more physical violence is needed to get your kids back in line. Dr. Pajama will give you the tools you need to reason with your children and solve conflicts.
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I find that electric shocks are the only good way to teach children.
I’ll admit I’m pop culture deficient. I just don’t get all this JayZ this and P-didy that. It’s confusing! Give me some REAL pop culture references like “Cheers” or “All in the family” or ANYTHING. I’m sick of my friends dropping Southpark lines and being in the dark. Looks like it’s time for me to visit Jim…
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