I’m not saying I have big balls, but I certainly don’t know what it would be like to have small balls. Like little pees in a coin purse. If I couldn’t reach down there and roll around a hand full of stress relieving fun whenever I needed to, I don’t know what I’d do.
But, if you’ve ever felt inadequate or in need of a little help, maybe MILFco can help…
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I knew J. Doctor Randy was a quack, but now he’s taken it to a whole other level. Really, he may not believe in chiropractic treatment or scientology but he certainly knows how to follow the money. Right now the winds of fiscal fortune seem to be blowing towards the anti-vaccine movement, so you can rest assured that he will jump on that band wagon. I don’t know if this is more funny, or scary.
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If your town is anything like mine, then you have strip club after strip club after strip club featuring trashy girls that need a hepatitis vaccine. They play ads on the radio constantly. There’s VJJ’s, Pole Strokers, Dolls ‘n Balls, Stiffie’s, and Generic Restaurant just to name a few. But what about the forgotten minority? What about those poor guys who don’t want to see paper glued to women’s nipples? Well, I was out of town a few days ago, and I hear this on the radio. Enjoy.
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You’ve probably seen the commercials on TV where they turn and aggressive, angry teenager into a loving drone. I’ve always been skeptical of shortcut approaches like this. I guess I just don’t understand why people think manipulation is better than discussing things in the open, I mean if you’ve screwed your kids up for 15 years, you aren’t going to save them in an afternoon. It makes me wonder what living with this guy must be like. We may never know, but the next best thing would be living with Delmar Duncan. It’s pretty scary.
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I’m not sure what Big Jim was thinking. I mean, sure, desperate times call for desperate measures, and the economy doesn’t get much worse than this, but I’m not sure this is going to help.
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Man, XM Radio is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Just like dish network, they have too many channels and not enough content. Songs like this are the result. They don’t care what they play, as long as it’s not dead air. Oh well, you be the judge:
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You know times are tough when people are selling their gold via mail-order or ripping off old people’s silver coins. Well, this is the wave of the future. Just wait.
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I was watching the textorgy.com video cast the other day and this promo came on. Now, these shows are top quality Japanese style game shows, but the announcer is obviously drunk. Why would a grade “A” tv station use such a low class announcer to promote their shows?
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Just when you though they couldn’t get any quackier, they up the ante. I thought Tom Cruise was pretty good in “Tropic Thunder”, but I just can’t agree with his medical/scientific beliefs…
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Ever wonder why medical doctors have to go through so many years of schooling? Have a look at the alternative…
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