Suck It Down!

I knew J. Doctor Randy was a quack, but now he’s taken it to a whole other level. Really, he may not believe in chiropractic treatment or scientology but he certainly knows how to follow the money. Right now the winds of fiscal fortune seem to be blowing towards the anti-vaccine movement, so you can rest assured that he will jump on that band wagon. I don’t know if this is more funny, or scary.

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If your town is anything like mine, then you have strip club after strip club after strip club featuring trashy girls that need a hepatitis vaccine. They play ads on the radio constantly. There’s VJJ’s, Pole Strokers, Dolls ‘n Balls, Stiffie’s, and Generic Restaurant just to name a few. But what about the forgotten minority? What about those poor guys who don’t want to see paper glued to women’s nipples? Well, I was out of town a few days ago, and I hear this on the radio. Enjoy.

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