The Springfield convention center is welcoming the Ecuadorian national cockfighting squad for a series of exhibition matches against all comers. Do you have a prize cock who can stay up for 3 one minute rounds of pounding from a pro? Well, bring that thing out to the Springfield convention center this weekend for a try at the grand prize!
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I’m not sure what Big Jim was thinking. I mean, sure, desperate times call for desperate measures, and the economy doesn’t get much worse than this, but I’m not sure this is going to help.
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You can’t be too careful if you’re out there on the scene…meeting lovely young ladies and getting them good and intoxicated and then taking them home to commit lewd and lascivious acts on them. I mean how do you know if that lovely young 27 year old girl is actually 27. She might be a 14 year old high school sophomore who stole her sister’s ID and pushup bra. I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me….my convictions under the Mann act are many…MILFCo is ready to solve this problem for you with the MILFCo age of consent calculator! Give this baby a try and you’re bound to avoid conviction. It’s admissable in most courts of law*
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*not really.
Back when I was growing up the way parents handled a kid who backsassed was with a swift and brutal backhanded. However, nowadays with all the liberal media pumping out endless books and magazine articles about how physical violence is BAD for children a backhand is an unacceptable tool to use. As much as I disagree with that sentiment, there’s nothing you can do about it. If you choose to beat your children, they’ll just cry “abuse” and call child protective services. Do you have any idea what that does to your social life? It puts quite a damper on it…let me tell you. Well Dr. Rick Pajama has the solution for all you frustrated parents. No more physical violence is needed to get your kids back in line. Dr. Pajama will give you the tools you need to reason with your children and solve conflicts.
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I find that electric shocks are the only good way to teach children.
I’ll admit I’m pop culture deficient. I just don’t get all this JayZ this and P-didy that. It’s confusing! Give me some REAL pop culture references like “Cheers” or “All in the family” or ANYTHING. I’m sick of my friends dropping Southpark lines and being in the dark. Looks like it’s time for me to visit Jim…
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Man, XM Radio is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Just like dish network, they have too many channels and not enough content. Songs like this are the result. They don’t care what they play, as long as it’s not dead air. Oh well, you be the judge:
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You know times are tough when people are selling their gold via mail-order or ripping off old people’s silver coins. Well, this is the wave of the future. Just wait.
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This is dedicated to all our hard working troops overseas who won’t be spending time with their families this holiday season.
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I was watching the textorgy.com video cast the other day and this promo came on. Now, these shows are top quality Japanese style game shows, but the announcer is obviously drunk. Why would a grade “A” tv station use such a low class announcer to promote their shows?
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I’ve been waiting so long for springfield to get a Bumper sticker heaven, and it’s finally happening! I’m so excited. I was at the one in Franklin a few months back and picked up a “Carter, Mondale 1980″ sticker. I also got a bunch of “White plower” stickers for some skinhead friends of mine. I mean sure, it’s not spelled EXACTLY right, but they were so cheap. I mean anyone who is reading the sticker is gonna get what it’s saying.
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