Sanchez Brand Crotch Cream(TM)
Let’s face it. Skanks are simply FUN to have sex with. There’s nothing better than going out with your buddies to some filthy bar, drinking a few beers, and then finding some woman who is desperately trying to regain her self respect by having sexual relations with any guy who reminds her of her stepfather. But there is a drawback to the aforementioned slag nabbing. It’s the crabs. Don’t worry though, the guys over at Sanches Labs have us all fixed up. I picked up a tube of their Crotch Cream(TM) and I’ve never been happier. It really DOES what it says it will!
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