I’m not saying I have big balls, but I certainly don’t know what it would be like to have small balls. Like little pees in a coin purse. If I couldn’t reach down there and roll around a hand full of stress relieving fun whenever I needed to, I don’t know what I’d do.
But, if you’ve ever felt inadequate or in need of a little help, maybe MILFco can help…
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Everyone knows that if you don’t feed your dog the most expensive kind of dogfood your best friend will shrivel up and die. What not everyone knows is that cow hoof is technically beef…just like how chicken feathers is still technically chicken. Milfco knows this…and they’re ready to capitalize.
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The Ron Popeils of the world thrive on providing you with gadgets and gizmos that you weren’t aware you needed. They take something that you never thought of as a hassle and turn it into an impossible task without their new invention. This is MILFCO’s take on the whole situation. This is also the very first Suck It Down bit ever created. I came up with the idea of the actual kit, but Smooth added the genius of the disclaimer. Enjoy!
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If you are shopping for a new religion, this one could be perfect. No war, no tithing, no rituals. Just a one time purchase and you are set for life! What could be easier? Well, besides no religion at all, but some people need to worship something, Â might as well be this.
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